It’s just a little over 160 days before Christmas and I thought it’d be a good time to start thinking about my Christmas present to myself this year. God knows, all I gave myself for the past five years were bags of my precious Ruffles, Lays, and Kettle Chips.
This year, I want to be grown up about the whole present-for-myself thing. I have decided that I want an opium bed.
But, wait, will it still be called an opium bed when all I intend to do while lying on it is chew on some Gummi Bears?
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nastypen // July 15, 2007 at 12:39 pm |
by the looks of the ergonomics…the opium bed is fantastic for the wheelbarrow sex position….