Nice girls don’t really finish last. They just let you think they do.
What they really want to do is sneak up from behind you (referring to power-hungry dirty racers) with a huge axe, which they have every intention of using to decapitate you. If you’re lucky, they just want to scare you. The thing is, when nice girls go for the axe, they’re already way past the point of just wanting to scare you. By then, you will be at the point where you are shit out of luck.
Never underestimate and or take advantage of girls who smile too much or are too agreeable all the time. If you cut across their path once too often, you’re bound to lose your head (literally or figuratively) soon.
Case in point: Ultimate Nice Girl Turned Nasty Lizzie Borden (1860-1927), who snapped and axed her dad and stepmom who had probably messed with her in some way. Take a look at Lizzie’s photo. Doesn’t she look like the typical nice girl whom you can make fun and take advantage of?
Lizzie’s modern-day incarnations may be closer to you than you think. (Insert evil laughter here.) Mind you, today’s Lizzies may choose not to use an axe.
Speaking of which, another “Lizzie” antedated Miss Borden.
Queen Elizabeth I (1533-1601) was also bullied as a kid, what with people telling her that she was the daughter of a mistress over and over again. When she occuppied the throne, bullies and opportunists once again came out of the woodwork to get at her. She sure let loose her fury later on.
You’ll know that a nice girl is about to reach for her weapon of choice when she gets this sort of zombie look:
Remember that while the females who see themselves as alpha women who’ve got it all together (they look as if they’re tough, they talk as if they’re tough, and they have all kinds of props that make it seem as if they’re tough), it’s the nice girls who discover their nasty streaks who will eventually triumph. Why? It’s poetic justice. Being too nice grants girls who have been put through the wringer every right to go for the axe. It’s not wise to let a nice girl discover her capacity to be heartless or you’re in for a whole lot of bloody shit. Maybe even literally.
Keep thinking dirty, troops.
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dmbacskay // June 25, 2007 at 2:25 pm |
I have found this to be so true…. I have had many friends on mine whom I have told to stop being a door mat or stop letting others push you around. 1 Is in jail, assulted her boy friend with a baseball bat, and others who have just done very devious things. Needless to say I will be on their good side.
Great Post
Faye Ilogon // June 25, 2007 at 4:41 pm |
Thanks for reading, Dmbacskay.
I hope your friend gets out soon.
Nice, sane girls don’t turn nasty unless they have a reason to. They’re okay if you disagree with them and all. They only snap when they’re hurt physically and/or habitually humiliated.
There’s some crazy-ass rage inside all of us and I guess it needs to be let out before it’s too late to turn back from the nasty side.
Then again, nice girls who turn nasty are better off than nice girls who become doormats all their lives.