The way to a man’s heart isn’t through his stomach…it’s through his dick.
Remember that a man will easily forgive you if you serve him badly-cooked or burnt eggs but he will not hesitate to drop you pronto if you give him a bad blow job. He’ll still remember you, of course–but for the wrong reason. You will become the star of his requisite “The Worst Head I Ever Got” story.
Instead of going to those expensive but short-term specialty cooking courses or slaving over the kitchen stove trying to perfect some recipe that his family is so fond of, buy yourself a whole lot of watermelons and perfect your sucking and tonguing techniques. You will never have to worry about cooking perfect sunny side-ups for the rest of your fucking life.
Keep in mind that while the hand that rocks the cradle may rule the world and the hand that cooks the yummy roast chicken may get to almost wear the engagement ring, the mouth that sucks the rod just right is the one whose name will be on the marriage contract.
Keep thinking dirty, troops.
8 responses so far ↓
Nemcy // June 22, 2007 at 11:18 am |
Hahaha. Faaaayyyyyeeee!!!
Nakakalokah… but you are right?! Who’s to be pleased, the man or the family? THE MAN, of course!
Faye Ilogon // June 23, 2007 at 5:09 pm |
Nemcy, let’s see who else is brave enough to comment on this post. Hehehe.
Dundee // June 25, 2007 at 10:37 am |
interesting point. hhmm…. : )
Faye Ilogon // June 25, 2007 at 10:54 am |
Dundee, do you agree?
Hehehehe.
nastypen // June 25, 2007 at 2:39 pm |
dahlings, there should be “blow job 101″ nights in which gay men tutor the clueless hetero women on the joy of gagging reflex.
Faye Ilogon // June 26, 2007 at 5:09 am |
Is the reflex a good thing? I mean, does it produce a nice ticklish sensation? Nyahahaha. I want to know.
Dundee // June 26, 2007 at 5:24 am |
Nyehehe. You’ve got me there Faye.
Faye Ilogon // June 26, 2007 at 6:06 am |
Dundeeeeeeeee! Don’t let me corrupt you!