EYE CANDY REPORT #4: KIEFER SUTHERLAND

After a long day of getting some icky chores done and getting my brain cells fried researching about the weird lives of some stars for one of my fun jobs, my mind once again needed a pick-me-up. And I got lucky when I came across this photo of Kiefer Sutherland, whom I’ve adored since he, as bully Ace Merrill, terrorized River Phoenix and company in Stand By Me.

Kiefer Sutherland has come a long way since then but he’s still standing and looking better and better each year. I do believe that he is the cuter Sutherland. But thanks to his dad Donald for, er, begetting him.

And while most people now think of Kiefer Sutherland as 24’s Agent Jack Bauer, I still think of him as Ace Merrill. Why the heck am I suddenly big on flashbacks today? I don’t know. But I’m sure of the fact that Kiefer Sutherland will forever be eye candy to me. And to millions of other women out there.

Some chicks have their toys (plastic, wood, or human ones) to relieve stress. But today, I’m good to go with a pseudo-risqué picture of Mr. Sutherland. Believe me, the things I’ll do to him inside my head is not fit for television.

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