Friends, this list is not in any particular order. I was just compelled to write this after a long day at the office. Because, yes, sometimes only dirty thoughts can save the day. I’d laugh impishly but I’m too tired to do so. Good thing my fingers were driven by vicarious audio lust. (Yes, fatigue causes a confusion of the senses.)
Anyway, here are the men whose voices can pump up the fertility mojo of women. (And, heck, I guess they make a good number of men feel frisky, too.)
Paul Weller’s voice is like a shot of Kahlua straight to your bloodstream. His versions of “Wishing on a Star” and “Thinking of You” are to die for. I prefer his voice now that he’s much older. He still sounded boyish when he was still with The Style Council.
Darius Rucker of Hootie and the Blowfish can make even a nursery rhyme sound sexy. He’s Generation X’s Barry White. His version of Stone Temple Pilots’ “Interstate Love Song” is tops.
Trent Reznor is one of those guys who make you think that sometimes God tends to be unfair. Having a voice that sounds like pure sin is almost like a redundancy (if you can call it that) with this guy. His rendition of “Closer” is just plain wicked.
Tim Allen actually really sounds a lot like George Clooney. But since I’m rating men for their voices, Tim takes the medal this time around. I question the wisdom of him being asked to do the voice for Buzz Lightyear in Toy Story. All throughout the movie, I was thinking, “What the heck, that Buzz has a great voice.”
If I were married and Kiefer Sutherland called me up and asked, “Is today Thursday?”, I’d immediately run out the door and commit adultery. Hopefully, with Kiefer Sutherland. His voice was just the bomb when he terrorized poor Colin Farrell in Phone Booth.
